1.Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, and find line 4.
-. . . been well gone before the policeman came off duty at six.
"Matthew Flinder's Cat"
2.Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What do you reach?
-my pants. . . I'm sitting in mah skivvies on mah bed!
3. What is the last thing you watched on TV?
-Canada's Worst Driver 4 on the Discovery Channel!
4. Without looking, guess what time it is:
-15:52
5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?
-15:51!!!
6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
-my refrigerator cycling, and some tractors fixing the water main
7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?
-This morning; needed to bus across the city to get someone's signature. Damn -23celcius weather!
8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at?
-the last RP post on RoER4
9. What are you wearing?
-flower patterned b0xx0rz, glasses and earphones
10. Did you dream last night?
-not that I remember; the last dream I had, I was square dancing with Julian Bashir from Deep Space 9. . .
11. When did you last laugh?
-when I had my RP character fantasize about Frato, while he was in the room!
12. What are on the walls of the room you are in?
-various posters of burmys, and a dragon.
13. Seen anything weird lately?
-saw three buses all going backwards, does that qualify as wierd?
14. What do you think of this quiz?
-meh, it was something to do
15. What is the last film you saw?
-DVD; Get Smart. Cinema; I think it was Star Wars III (man, I really need to get out more)
16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?
-several of the most badass computers I could, a transit bus, and open the world's first travelling LAN party!
17. Tell me something about you that I don't know about.
-Um, I once forgot to wear underpants when I went to a teaching practicum?
18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?
-Increase penalties for being an ass while driving. Serisusly, someone passed me on the shoulder, going like 70 kph, IN A SCHOOL ZONE!
19. Do you like to dance?
-Like, yes. Good at it; hell no.
20. George Bush:
-Um, no.
21. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?
-Bob
22. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?
-Marinus. Because then he'd be Marinus Maria Vanderpol III, and how awesome would that be!
23. Would you ever consider living abroad?
-yeah, if the establishment didn't screw me out of my teaching wages
24. What do you want God to say to you when you reach the pearly gates?
- You? You're not supposed to be here for another fifty years! GTFO!!!
25.Tag countless people who must also do this in THEIR journal:
Do it if you want, I really don't care. I don't like tagging people








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